Joan F. Smith


is a person who likes to create things, including people, choreography, and prose

Joined August 2009

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  1. Retweeted

    Big night for America's funniest comedy

  2. OLD (n.) - a time when it is necessary to DIY a back brace while wrapping presents

  3. Wrote just under 1% of a novel today. Halfway there.

  4. What's a reasonable amount of for one person to drink per day?

  5. Eight hours of sleep out of the last 68 hours. I'd say "I can't" but obviously I can and am.

  6. Kellé book, how you thrill me.

    Translated from Hungarian by

  7. What is your go-to news outlet? I can't handle 's videos anymore. Love .

  8. YES "...musical combination of words no one else could possibly come up w/, congratulations... doesn’t mean you should use it."

  9. Tonight's dinner: 4 bites of Lucy's gluten-free pizza, 2 handfuls of chocolate chips, and 2 glasses of red.

  10. Retweeted

    "The Lawbreaker" by Contest at ­contest/

  11. I am furious I know what this is

  12. Why does assume that because I am a mom I am searching for clothes that hide my figure?

  13. It's only October 7 and I'm already wearing my microwavable slippers

  14. I like when I write emails to compliment a stranger's article + they write back with surprised thanks. Zero agenda, feel-good Wednesday.

  15. Retweeted

    be kind to your fellow writers. They will be the ones you lean on through the MFA and beyond!

  16. Listening to 's audiobk on my phone. Gas station attendant (incredulous): "...are you talking to Rob Lowe?" Me, to phone: "Hold on."

  17. Kind of relieved that Amy Poehler has not won an so that she can keep churning out brilliance to snag one.

  18. Retweeted

    I want Elizabeth Strout to be carried around the stage on people's shoulders right now.

  19. Well : thanks for spoiling the ending of every show I haven't watched yet.

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